A fork of Rural Dictionary
Nokan is a common nickname/alternate name for individuals named “Nolan”
Person 1: “Hey Nolan, nice to meet you.”
Nokan: “I prefer Nokan, but nice to meet you too buddy.”
When either
a) You weren’t listening.
b) You couldn’t care less.
c) You want them to quit talking.
d) You weren’t listening, you couldn’t
care less, and you want them to quit
talking.
Person 1: “Did you hear about the collision from the other day? Someone drove off the road and hit a family :( ”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s crazy”
Person 1: “It’s so tragic isn’t it?”
Person 2: “Yeah wow that’s crazy”
It’s simple. Don’t be that guy.
That Guy: “I’m going to remind the teacher to take down the answer sheet before the test.”
Random dude: “Bro, don’t be that guy.”
And because he is that guy, he did it anyway.
diamond cutter is a term used to describe a chad jawline.
Person 1: “Holy shit, look at Hayden’s jawline!”
Person 2: “Holy shit bro’s got a devious diamond cutter”
dad strength is the ridiculous amount of strength every dad possesses, despite their physique.
Person 1: “How does your dad bench 285? He’s skinnier than I am!”
Person 2: “He’s just got that dad strength.”