Country Dictionary

The act of intercourse preformed in close quarters.

I took your mom to the drive-in, we got to scrumpin before the previews.

a derogatory representation of any one from eastern asia. mostly used when irrational thought processes are spewed, coated in a thick, incomprehensable accent.

"please to be telling me why dur-de-dur-udr-duh dur-dur-dur da dur...." Shut up beedey head!!!

A gathering of deadheads,all with a lost look on their stoned faces, often wandering in small, circular patterns while playing hackey sack.

I went to the park, and had to beat a path thru the granola.

The amount of pain one is willing to endure in the pursuit of white, striaght teeth. It ususlly occurs at the dentist's office.

The amount of dentrifice was extremely high, as she had teeth that could open canned vegitables.

A woman's genitalia.pussy,cooter,poontang Also slang for a cute Chick.

1. Dude, I just gotta get me some Boonya tonight! 2. Yo,ya'll, check out all the Boonya in this place!

cum you idiot!

I unloaded a nut lunger on your mom's back last night that nearly hit her bald spot.

an unusually thick and abundant ejaculation. Usually used in conjunction with the term "jizim junkie"

That jizim junkie is thirsty for cocksnott!