A fork of Rural Dictionary
it means when your balls are so covered in cum that you need a person to come over there with a straw and drink it
hey bethany
left penis means when your penis is facing towards the left you cant help but cum on your stepmother aka Bridgette b when that happens you die a incredibly painful death to the point that getting stabbed or having birth does not amount to the amount of pain
goodbye friends i am having a leftpenis