A fork of Rural Dictionary
AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
To stick one's thumbs up another person's butthole.
If I were you, I'd give this definition two thumbs up.
Someone who ruins the tranquility and balance of a spot (group of friends hanging in a pre-determined place) by causing lots of awkward conversations and pregnant pauses. Basically disrupts the normally relaxed setting with their presence and/or controversial ideas.
Dave is a spot killer because he started talking about Bush and the war in Iraq. You can't bring politics into the spot. Chill subjects only!!
The epic film series chronicling the rise, fall, and redemption of Anakin Skywalker.
Bash it all you want, it's the greatest film saga ever.
Boozehound/Murderer/Heart attack waiting to happen.
Don't hate me. That muthaf***er let a woman drown.