Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Crouton

A slang word for one’s teeth

“Wow you got some jacked up croutons.”

by bigyeeterz May 11, 2019

Twoshot

A common term in fanfiction relating to oneshot (a piece of writing that is only one chapter). Instead of one chapter, the fanfiction would have two chapters.

My fic was too long to be a oneshot so I made it into a twoshot.

by bigyeeterz March 10, 2020

Corn toes

When one’s feet smell like Fritos (or some sort of chips brand)

bro 1: boi. Someone’s got a bad case of the corn toes bro 2: oh yeaaaaahh booiiiiiiiiiiii I smell corn toe two! bro 3: stop bulling me. Why u bully me?

by bigyeeterz May 12, 2019

Rough

Adjective for something scary, too good to be true, ugly, mean, unfair, or anything else your heart desires

Oooooooh that’s rough!!!

by bigyeeterz August 08, 2019

doi boi

A snarky and smart aleck response to an obvious statement

Teacher: what’s 2 + 2? Student 1: 22 Intellectual: Doi boi

by bigyeeterz May 12, 2019

Stealth pee

When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise

Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that? Bro 2: yeah it’s smart Trump: same

by bigyeeterz June 17, 2019

your type of fanfiction

What you say when you want to express respect of another person’s preferences and opinions.

Um so like they’re not gonna date because ew... unless that’s your type of fanfiction! We don’t discriminate periodt

by bigyeeterz February 12, 2020