Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cheeky baby

a bitch who makes fun of and belittles others in order to feel better about herself, a shallow bitter hag who is completely full of herself yet extremely jealous of other women who have better looks or get more attention than she does, the biggest threadshitter in all the universe

that cheeky baby bitch always tries to run off the hotties whenever they come around

by Bill Brasky February 23, 2005

whiskey dick

Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme shrinkage caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush. More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on

"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls." "I'm too drunk to fuck."

by Bill Brasky March 02, 2005

karl malone

The biggest tool in the NBA.

Wow, Karl Malone is so cool since he wears torn jerseys. (sarcastic)

by Bill Brasky June 11, 2004

Jewish Princess

n. A woman of Jewish faith and/or descent who displays at least two of the following criteria: a) viciousness b) greed c) arrogance d) vanity e) social-dominance f) inability to do minor tasks (i.e. cooking, cleaning, laundry) g) fragility h) dishonesty

Did you hear about Herschel? The poor heeb has downed his fifth bottle of Manischewitz because of that wershtuptd Jewish Princess he just married. Oy gevald!

by Bill Brasky October 04, 2004

Reds

Street-name for secanol--a barbituate/downer. Secanols are called reds because 1) it's easier to say than secanol when you're jaw is too numb to work and 2) the pills are lipstick-red.

We should all take a lesson from Jimi Hendrix--Never mix reds with whiskey and then choke on your own vomit.

by Bill Brasky December 16, 2004

Bitters

English beer that is brewed to be usually %9 alcohol (versus the pussy-ass 3.2 beer of the 'states) and is meant to be served at room temperature. Bitters usually has a bitter taste, initially, but as you drink it the lager tends to have a sweet after taste that really grows on you.

Oi, John, a pint of bitters for me and me boys!

by Bill Brasky February 02, 2005

Skater

A person who dies their hair black and listens to punk music. They skate around small buildings and usually wreck because they can't see through their hair over their eyes.

"Man i wish i could hang out at grocery stores and smoke pot and skate like them"

by Bill Brasky March 04, 2005