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downer

Something that is depressing. Can be anything, a person, movie, TV Show, your job etc.

I stopped watching the news because it's always such a downer. That movie was great until the ending. What a downer. Why does that guy always have to burden us with his problems? I mean, I hate seeming uncaring but he's such a downer.

by Optomist with experience December 17, 2007

downer

Those stupid little fuckers on Urban Dictionary that find it necessary to put thumbs down on any good definition.

Downers need to go clean off their dirty ass socks

by Smitty Joe May 26, 2005

downer

a saggy dick that hangs down .

Lucy was looking at that guy and he got a downer .

by dangvickii July 27, 2009

downer

a boner that points downward because a guy's pants are too tightjeans,short etc..

me: OMG when all the girls were hugging eachother, gabriel got a boner. victoria: well he's wearing jeans; i guess its a downer. me: wurrdd.

by lalalalucyy July 27, 2009

downer

An idiotic person that won't stop their annoying ways in public, and just does stupid things (trying to be funny, and trying to fit in, but really.....there's no hope for them).

"Seriously, would you stop being such a downer, and get you head back in the window."

by Whitney J May 23, 2005

downer

Someone who suffers from the ever popular "Syndrome of a Down". Usually sports a hideously deformed face and torso, crooked almond eyes and drools constantly. Known for ruining innocent, unsuspecting couples' lives with thier selfishness, they are generally an embarrassment to their families. They generally meander around causing unnecessary noise and offending people with their mere existence in cases where "too-nice-for-their-own-good" families have decided not to abort them or throw them to the wolves shortly after birth.

"That dude's a downer - notice the almond shaped eyes, hunched back and pulsating tongue, complete with an incessant flow of drool. Where's the shotgun?"

by Jes O'Briar March 10, 2008

downer

boy with a head falling to the side

hey steve, bryan hendersons such a downer

by the guy in english January 20, 2010