Country Dictionary

Noun Pronounced /Po-Op-Or-A-Shun/ 1. The freak occurrence when fecal matter leaves the body as multiple stools, but reconvenes into one solid mass in the toilet.

"After the pooperation, I wasn't sure the toilet would flush."

Noun 1. The unusual mating of a godzilla buttfucking a chinchilla, though rarely seen in the wild.

"After I saw that chinchzilla, I don't think I'll ever be the same."

Noun 1. When a woman has intense vaginal seepage, so much so, that she has to keep a spittoon near her at all times. 2. A vessel for vaginal secretions.

"Hey hon, it's your turn to empty the vagittoon."

Noun 1. When an insect or other small mammal lays their eggs within moist confines of a womans vagina. The eggs remain there for the entire gestation period and usually hatch or emerge at the most inopportune time.

Q: "So, Lisa, tell me, did you have sex with Rodney yet?" A: "Yes, we did it the other night in the dark for the 1st time and I'm hoping he didn't realize my vagincubation, even though the swarm of flies covering the window was a dead give away."

Noun 1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position. 2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt

"Dear God, if the cops show up, please let me be in either the Cheech or Chong position and not the one holding the evidence."

Noun 1. Eludes to the fact that Peyton Manning is not a good quarterback, is not very smart in general and relies on a series of meaningless hand gestures, intended to be interpreted as audibles, but in fact are just meaningless pantomime meant to psyche out opponents and even his own teammates don't understand.

"Peyton Manning is good at using his playcalls and vocal fluctuation to draw the defense offsides, but just wait til you see him peytomime."

Noun 1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.

"Please stand back, I just ate a hot mayonnaise sandwich and it might get spontanus up in here."