Country Dictionary

Chick with big mascara and a big ass. Known for uncontrollably running her mouth to people who either don't care, don't know her or wish they didn't know her, about things and people that that are irrelevant to anybody but her. Frighteningly dramatic. Easily impregnated almost monthly but too dumb to figure out how that little pill works and oh my! take it everyday?!

"TRICIA! How come Miss Mizzi came up to me in the restaurant and said you were crazy? And guess what else she told me in front of the world?" -Tricia's Mom, after the annoyance

More than one Wombie; a group of Wombies. Wombies are modified wombats, created to be the world's best pets. They could be better drivers, however.

Never let your Wombies drive your car unless you have really good insurance.

The place where most Wombies live or came from.

In Wombania, Wombies always have enough Wine Gums to eat.

The place where most Wombies live or came form.

In Wombania, Wombies always have enough Wine Gums to eat.

people who spend excessive amounts of time in the mall, often not buying anything, but making general nuisances of themselves.

Like, that guy over there is SUCH a mall monkey!

When someone is bein stupid you would slap them upside the head, or frap there melon.

" Shut up before I frap yo melon "

The feeling you get when with your boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other. Examples include, goosebumps, butterflies, lightheadedness, etc.

When he kissed me, I came down with the Brew Flu