Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

jizz flaping mozzletump

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket

guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye. guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".

by blablablablablahaha February 17, 2011