A fork of Rural Dictionary
Often used to express pleasure while eating food
Leroy: mmmmm Barry: Good, huh? Leroy: mmmmm Barry: *Receives phone call* Oh my god! I’ll be right there! No! No! No! My wife was just in a car accident she doesn’t have a good chance... Leroy: mmmmm Barry: Good, huh?
This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.
Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?! Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!