Country Dictionary

yoker

The foulest smelling of all farts. Smells like rotten eggs.

Allen emitted a couple of yokers, followed by a disturbing shart.

shartstop

Successfully clenching one's sphincter to avoid the dreaded shart. shartstopped (verb).

Feeling his stomach and colon percolate, Billy had to perform two shartstops within a three minute period in order to avoid soiling his pants.

Steaker

The sweetest smelling of all farts. Stronger than an oiler but not as offensive as a yoker.

After a hearty lunch of cheeseburgers and milk shakes, Tommy kept busting steaker farts all afternoon.

Two bowler

When you take such a large dump, you need to flush the toilet so it doesn't clog or overflow.

After a scrumptious 3 burrito dinner, I punched out a nice two bowler in the can.

undertity

When a woman's breasts are so large and droopy, the part of her chest which is underneath her boobs is the undertity.

When Suzy stands on her head naked, you get a great view of her undertity!!

Oiler

Mild smelling fart, not as offensive as the dreaded yoker but not as sweet smelling as a steaker.

Susan adroitly let out a few oilers during Sunday's church service.