A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you look calm on the outside, but frantically struggling to keep up with everything on the inside.
Joey: Wow, that guy is so calm.
That Guy: *has stanford duck syndrome*
A tendency among Californians to say 'yes.' way too much. Even to things they want to say 'no' to. Especially in politics. Can be seen most in Silicon Valley or San Francisco.
Jack: ''Dude, I told my co workers about my project and they said yes, but I think they were being fake..''
Bob: ''That's a case of the California Yes.''
A sexuality in the LGBT based off of when people were saying if you aren't attracted to trans people you're transphobic. So, this was created. It is being straight but you're not attracted to trans people.
Man 1: Its a bird!!
Man 2; ITS A PLANE!!!
Man 3: NO its SUPERMAN!
Man 4; NO ITS SUPERSTRAIGHT!!!!!