Country Dictionary

the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush

That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps

to get upset over a percieved slight

boy- that dude in the elevator really got his balls in a bunch when you cut the cheese

on ships,a towel hung in the head for all to use to wipe their ass when all the toilet paper is gone

"Hey Skipper-get Gilligan to change the turkish towel-it's down to the last square inch and we're havin chili tonite"

literally a fluffer or someone who performs oral sex. But more of a put-down as in someone who is only good enough for oral sex.

Yo stupid ass sista is nonthin but a nasty ass fuckface.

an unusually large pussy,usually protruding through her pants

Boy that chick had a mitt like Johnny Bench

brush burns obtained from tearin one off on a carpet

Dude1:"you got some wicked carpet rash there dude" Dude2:"that's nothing-you should see your mom's back"

the nasty combination of lint and sweat that accumulates under unperky (usually fat,sloppy) tits.

when that fat bitch laid back i was lookin at two tit mung smiles