Country Dictionary

Milk Merchant

A person, generally a person of color, that seems to be exclusively attracted to white people.

Joe: Hey, did you hear about Mikey? Bob: Whats up with him? Joe: He is into that white girl again Bob: Typical Mikey. He is such a milk merchant.

Bill

One word says it all: SuperAwesomeAmazingFantasticTerrificBestPersonEverFantabulousANDDDbetterthanrichard

"Ahh Bill I hate you! Why do you always have to be better than me?!" Cried the poor lonely richard who was sadly playing with his iPhone.