Country Dictionary

The hobby of driving green lanes or unsurfaced roads usually with a 4x4 or trail motorcycle. Mainly UK English.

I am going out to do some laning today.

A male from the slumps of the south east. He usually struggles in every facet of his life. Is quite often a lurker and a minger. He also prefers the company of munters to hotties

That Slammer is kidding himself

The name given to a person who you believe is a professional cock smoker and should be as such addressed as smoker as a mark of respect.

Hey Smoker, yeah you! Get me another bourban and coke That guy is such a smoker Piss off ya smoker!

A person, usually of the younger generation, lurking around on there P plates.

That penis plater just cut me off! What a prick

1) teh l337 g@yb0y! 2) Runs Oldo's gay hub on DC

OMG u f00kin OLDO!

I big peenis gets all the girls cuz he is hot as heack and is goatee at every sport and extremely nice and funny

Hudon is a Grady guy

As virilent as bubonic plague and spreading like rats emerging from their lairs these undesirables are spawning a legion of illegitimate 'chavlets.' Linger round Oldham Street & Piccadilly Gardens in Manchista and watch the 'chavometer' peak! Low chav index before midday tho' as they're still in their pits! Baying and snarling like a pack of jackals round a wounded prey,basball caps cocked at an angle they take everything out of the system but put tap-all back! Render the bastards down! Chavs ferried in at one end -melted tacky jewellry and Rockport residue exuding out of the other!! Only Argos Jewellry counters and Cash Generators would miss them. 'Garot a chav today ! Keep the detritus at bay !!''

''I'm innocent ! I've dun nuffin Mr.Dibble ! I woz dumpin me load into one ov me bitches at that time. Honest mate. She'd bunked off skool.''