A fork of Rural Dictionary
Approximately three drops; or, slightly less than a 'dab'.
"I only need a dibble of oil, not quite a dab."
Someone that is either a complete asshole or a absolute slut.
Ya know, you're being a real dibble right now!
A Dibble is a person who will take any situation and add a shit ton of kegs and thousands of people to try and sound cool when we all know that he's a douchebag. Also used for scalar quantities.
"I went to UConn to visit my cousin and there was a party in the parking lot with like, 85 kegs welded to a truck. They tapped the kegs through the truck. Dude, there were huge black guys flipping trucks and shit and there were like... 10,000 people." "On a scale of 1-Dibble, that story is a Dibble. Dude you're such a douche-dibble."
To ruin someone elses joke by telling everyone the ending while the joke is still being told.
"man 1: So this man goes hunting with a dog- man 2: if I fall out of the tree shot the dog yeah! man 1: dude, you totally dibbled me, you are worse than hitler"