A fork of Rural Dictionary
when someone wants to pay for their own birthday present
are you fucking nits??? you’re not paying for moes? it’s your birthday present why would you pay???
a term used for a once in a life time best friend
person 1: dude you’re like a ray of black sunshine to me
person 2: what do you mean
person 1: because black sunshine is once in a lifetime, and you’re my black sunshine
person 2: you’re my black sunshine too
a party in a dungeon where people sit in a circle and tell spooky stories until one pisses their pants, the loser gets tied up and egged
person 1: yo bro do you want to come to my dungeon party?
person 2: i’ll bring the eggs
the act of remembering weird dreams and memories
So I had this weird dream last night and I don’t remember a lot of it but I remember a part where shrek was at the ice rink without Fiona and I went home and saw spaghetti all over my dress. Bodlen.
when you have the lil smile :) and the lil smile :) is very contagious and makes me smile
person 1: :)
person 2: you fucking cheesecake
for a person that’s being a straight up, two faced, annoying, close minded, fake, and limo wanting person