A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is the act of applying caramel to the surface of a man's ass and then licking it off or rubbing one's penis upon the caramelly ass and then making the man lick it off.
"I sure like to shizdaple because I get to eat caramel and lick his ass. Sometimes when I shizdaple he sucks the caramel off my penis"
Noun. Usually refers to someone's throat or neck.
Damn. I got shpilkas on my gannectagazoint.
Taken from the movie "cannibal" by the makers of South Park, shpedoinkle is a very versatile word, meaning usually either "very good" or used as an exclamation of pain or agrivation. Generally used directly after the expression "ahh"
"Ah! Shpedoinkle! I just spilled hot soup on my lap!"
"Ahh.....what a shpedoinkle day.."
The act of aquiring large amounts of monarch butterflies and freezing them in a one gallon zip-loc bag
"I had to call in sick because when the butterflies started to migrate I needed to shafe all week"
The act of filling up someone's car with something inconvenient such as chicken soup or, if to the full extent, wet concrete.
"She cheated on me so I larkled her convertible with tomato sauce"
Noun. Usually refers to something spilled or accidentally placed upon something else which would not normally have that substance on it.
"Damn. I got shpilkas on my gannectagazoint"