A fork of Rural Dictionary
Zak kof is an extinct species of a wierd breed of monkey's and turtles. It is belived that some are still alive but are very rare to find. their appearance looks like a tiny monkey with a tortoiseshell. In day to day use you will reffer to some as zav kof as a weird guy who is fat in a jokingly manner.
John: did you just see this guy he was soo weird. William: yeah what a "zav kof" haha.