A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who rides a bmx. Does tricks and dangerous stuff to make it look cool. Can often be found hanging with 'skaters' and/or 'mountain bikers' Townies are often seen on bmxs, and tell all their 'bredrins' about how good they are. dont believe them they are all crap. A bmxer usually wears jeans, mainly because they are protective, also coz they are cooler than stupid 'akademik' tracksuits.(dont u just love the irony in 'akademik') Townies dont like bmxers, but they dont hate them like skaters.
*bmxer is doing a dirt jump from a hill* Townie: Oi f*cking gimme dat bike m8 Bmxer:no, its harder than you think *townie steals bike and rides up the hill* Bmxer: go on then, do the jump... Townie:This F*cking bike is f*uckin shit i aint riding it Bmxer:your just scared lol *townie chases bmxer for a few seconds then gets out of breath and has to have a fag*
V. The swipping of ones ass to accumulate cake batter on the forefinger, then performing a quick stroke over an unsuspecting victims upper lip (just beneath the nose). Also known as a Dirty Sanchez.
I counteracted his Spoony Sam with a quick Muddy Mike, leaving reminants of corn and nuts on his lip.