Country Dictionary

One who is a next level pussy/cuck. For times when calling one a pussy/cuck simply will not do.

"Can you believe Drew apologized to the woke mob a SECOND time?? Man, what a fkn brees." "Look at Johnny over there all passed out after taking 3 shots. What a brees!" "I walk in on you having sex with another man and you think I'm taking you back? Think I'm some kind of brees or something? GTFOH

to call for an end to someones tomfoolery or shenanigans

dood, you cannot drink more busch heavy than me.. shut it down

Busch beer that is not light, hency it is heavy.

I can't waste my time or liver drinking that light beer crap, give me my Busch Heavy and let me get drunk. Steve cannot handle such heavyness and therefore drinks "light" beer, or water

murdergun= stronger than a gun with a knife attached to it with a porcupine with aids attached to that...

i will kill you in the face, with a murdergun.. perhaps even with murderbullets

a new, dumber sounding and therefore funnier way of saying "zing"

the skrillex is a good dj... zorp

the act of being obnoxious; can be used in a past, present or future sense..

'i obnoxiated the piss out of you all night long last night, didnt i' 'am i obnoxiating you?' 'i am going to obnoxiate the fk out of you all night long, like lionel richie'

An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.

Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.