A fork of Rural Dictionary
The average rate of change of the amount of salt within a person per unit time. SI units are tsp/min. The apex of the Salt Pyramid will always be the event that triggers the saltiest reaction in a person.
Doug: "I'm better than those Emory kids.....I'm better than those Emory kids....." A:"Dude what's up with Doug?" B: "He just reached the top of his salt pyramid."