A fork of Rural Dictionary
a state of being, usually occurs during summer break when you are unemployed and are girlfriendless. A level of boredom lower then being as bored as fuck. Usually can be relieved by taking a shit.
(Somewhere in Kansas) Jeff: Dude, Im bored! Ill call my girlfriend! Jeff: Oh thats right! She broke up with me because I'm a loser and have no job! Jeff: Ill call Jimbo! (call) Jeff: Dude! I'm shit-bored what do I do? Jimbo: You can always take a shit! Jeff: Your a genius!