A fork of Rural Dictionary
What really good marijuana looks like.
That weed is so dank; it looks like sugar coated christmas trees. Lets smoke it!
While pumping gas, you try to release the pump trigger at the number you want it to land on in one try. The less risky people release a few cents underneath the target number then pump the trigger until it gets to the number. It is kind of reverse of russian roulette.
Pumping gas this morning, I tried to land on 30 dollars exactly but hit $30.05 instead. I lost gas pump roulette today.
A status on facebook usually made by girls purposely written in a way because she knows the comments will make her feel good/pretty/ etc.
Annoying attention whore- *thinks* I feel ugly :(. I know! I'll go on facebook and make a self-esteem status Annoying attention whore- I wish I looked like those victoria secret models! ugh :( nicole- omg babigurl you do! &&luvu brenda- you look way better than them! Dave- shut up bitch
The act of thrusting the gas nozzle in and out of the tank after filling up in order to remove excess gas in the nozzle to prevent dripping onto the side of your car.
Ron: damn it I always spill gas on my car after filling up Jeremy: you gotta remember to get all the liquid out with a quick gas pump thrust!
A technique used by men to remove excess pee from their penis after urinating in a urinal. The male bounces his penis up and down on his waistband a few times before he zips up, preventing underwear dribble.
I bounced my dick on my waistband trampoline a few times before leaving the urinal so I wouldn’t get piss pants.
A holiday sex move, when dirty hot sex has been going on for a long period of time, raising the body temperature of the man in turn raising his semen temperature. He nuts on the womans chest, thus a roasting chestnut.
Tim: Hey Dale what are you doing christmas day? Dale: Visiting my in-laws at 5 which will lead to a roasting chestnut with my wife in her parents bed. Tim: :/