Country Dictionary

The short for smoking a bowl...usually effective when speaking in front of parents, or "squares"

Dude, I've have a killer headache...let's go on the back prch and "smee a bee"

A) An Overrated quarterback that relies on a running attack to manage a football game. Typically 14-24, 208 yds, outgained by the runningbacks. B) An extremely white quarterback that tries to act black (despite going to Miami University - prep city). Usually found at post-game press conferences wearing a HUGE silver cross that hangs about 2 feet from his neck.

Bob: Whats the QB's name from Pittsburgh? Mike: Ben roethlisberger Bob: Yeah, he threw for like 225 yards last week in the thrilling 20-7 victory last week. He really hands the ball off like a pro!

abbreviation for "dog shit taco," used to describe the state of feeling like shit.

I feel like DST...I drank way too much last night!

Gay sex position when 2 males 69 each other.

Dude, did you see the meatball hoagie on brokeback mountain?

Short for derelict, it's used as an adjective to describe something that's ratty or shady

The port-o-lets outside the concert were so daryl, that I almost threw-up

A slang term for cocaine. Comes from the shortened version of Vanna White-smokin hot hostess of wheel of fortune

Dude, do you know anybody that's got any vanna?

short, slang term for fucking in the ass.

Dude, even though I heard it was awesome I'd never f in the a.