A fork of Rural Dictionary
I Fucked You
Today, I placed viagra commercials behind people's backs. No one caught me. Everyone who had the commercial stuck behind their back got detention. IFY
The day you come out of your mother's vagina, and where each year on your birthday, your is 1+, unlike the pretty vampires who do not age anymore, completely frozen.
Girl: Happy Birthday sister!
Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday Bella!
Bella: No way! I stopped aging 3 days ago!