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Total Particle Neutralization Speed. Driving a car at speeds so high, that normal physical boundaries cannot be sustained, and your car, and everything in it, cease to exist. For many young men, it is a noble goal to attain TPNS.
Me and my buddies weren't satisfied simply by speeding on the Pennsylvania roads. We were determined to keep driving until we reached TPNS!
a circle jerk that has only one member
No one was interested in joining my circle jerk, so I just had a unijerk.