A fork of Rural Dictionary
the internal alarm all women have that tells them that all the licking and rubbing in the world aint doin shit
i was with bob last night. my clit clock went off after five minutes! what's wrong with these losers? next
a group of women stay in the sauna far too long and basically cook their vaginas
bill , lets go to the clambake. ill grab the beer, yummy!!
you can tie your 9 inch cock in a knot when it's flaccid
hey that's an amusing prick trick tying your dick in a knot. but what happens when you pop a rod and blow a load? ouch!!
a massive hit by paul mccartstein and the bagels in the 60s
hey murray , you hear that new song by the bagles hey jew? oy vey what a hook. i cant get it out of my head
a british girl with a stinky pussy and big boobs
you can smell and see betty a mile away. she's got some fish and tits
pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex
aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour
a couple of gay jewish men
oh look, there's some jewcey fruits. they're so sweet