Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Devil worship

To be glad when something bad happens.

Oh man, David lost the war and partied, what a devil worshiper.

by bushlight December 10, 2017

The wrong tree

The wrong tree is bad but I heard the bark makes good kindling for fires.

Your barking up the wrong tree.

by bushlight February 01, 2018

Retired

The point in life that if you are still around that you have already won and because of your age you should no longer be a functioning member in the game.

You should not punch a retired person.

by bushlight December 21, 2017

86

Very offensive term saying this is a mistake. The bar will burn for offensive language such as this. The witches order will be notified that is in reference to 1986 and the Chinese zodiac is fire tiger which is only once every 60 years and predominantly wood.

The bartender said get the /86/firewood out if here

by bushlight June 24, 2021

Prophet

One who regardless of your personal decision is expected to garuntee your tomorrow with their life in a third world country so go over there to ask for help.

A prophet is similar to a fortune teller.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

This computer calculator is so stupid.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

Olympia

"It's the water" and "good luck" are written on the beer can. The mental health system is dominant. The locals hang out at the well and watch government workers get water .4 Miles from the toxic soil sign. 29% overall religion 11% Evangelical Protestant which means it's not a holy Land. The water south in Tumwater was blessed by a holy man with Alka Seltzer and the 120 year old brewery caught fire. There is believed to be yeast holding it together.

Olympia, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

by bushlight December 27, 2018