A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) 1970s Beirut warlord. 2) Large breasts, kahunas, knorks
Go on luv, I'll buy you a babycham if you let me go blub blub blub in your wally jumblats
The filthy ringpiece rutter has been making Tarquin grab the matress all bloody night.
An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.
Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball
She loved it, when I'd delivered my muck her socks were already awash with cunt batter
to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami
Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much
spunk, man fat, chef's special sauce
she get's really cross if I don't give her a gob full of muck every night
arse, the tight brown rather than the easy pink, poo pipe, chocolate starfish
Suzie wouldn't let me up her dirt box and I had to settle for her fouf instead