A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some would describe as piffle whizz dong but on further acquaintance can only be described as fucking hot, sexy, funny, smart, totally delicious, tummy churningly yummy. Love love love .............The cougar says I LIKE IT
piffle.....grrrr............wow....that Tarquin is one hot piece of ass
Tarquin's are funny, smart and talkative. Most Tarquin's either are very attractive and caring, or very attractive, but a dick to everyone. Personally I know a few Tarquin's, and they aren't dicks to me.
E.g. Girl 1: "Do you like tarquin, I think he's a bit of a dick." Girl 2: "Yes! Tarquin isn't a dick he's cute and funny, I'd totally date him!"
A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.
I am Tarquin; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.
A person who usually lays low, is kinda shy, gets good grades, and someone who you would think is a teacher’s pet. But when you become a friends with them, you will realise how much a Tarquin will swear, use satire, and fuck around. Basically, a good kid with good grades at day, but a savage and incredibly funny and edgy person at night.
You know, this Tarquin is actually a lot more relatable than you think.
Tarquin(s) is a name to describe any douchebag of middle or upper class origin. Notable habits include use of unecessary vocabulary, and their pursual of women by pretending to be interested in poetry. They tend to buy fair trade and are often vegetarian.
Coldplay and Keane are all Tarquins.