Country Dictionary

Drump

The nasty textured and oftentimes very dry shit you take the morning after a night of drinking due to alcohol forcing all the shit down your system and dehydration drying out the turds; drunk+dump

1: Dude I had an entire 12 pack last night, my stomach is killing me today. 2: Did you take your drump this morning? 1: No, but its probably going to smell like beer and Taco Bell and squeeze out like frozen cookie dough

Pittle

to pee one's own self out of sheer excitement or enjoyment

I pittled in my pants when I learned N*Sync was coming to town this summer