A fork of Rural Dictionary
strict measures that involve giving blood.
Giving a blood sample just to enter this nightclub seems a bit Draculonian.
When fireworks (i.e. sparklers) are labelled "safe and sane," but are used in an unsafe and insane manner.
Tom: Did you see Ben and Richard use California candles to light America's fountain? Joe: That was unsafe and insane!
A booger that slides easily out from either inner nostril wall. It is approximately the size of a Kellogg's cornflake. The pinky finger is ideal for getting out most sidewallers.
It was so dry last night that I slid out a giant sidewaller with some blood residue this morning.
The act of vomiting.
Did you hear Jim holler New York last night? That's what he gets for mixing Bacardi and Wild Turkey!