Country Dictionary

When you eat the loose sloppy joes that fell on your plate after eating the sandwich.

Those were some great sloppy joes. Time to eat up the sloppy seconds.

The part of the chicken patty on a chicken sandwich that sticks out past the bun.

Sam: My favorite part of a chicken sandwich is the bonus chicken.
Tim: Mine too.

When a person wheres an article of clothing that actually says the word swag on it. Anyone who does this is naturally a douchebag.

Laura: Hey Mindy. Did you see that swagbag come out of the bathroom?

Mindy: Yeah. Doesn't he know everyone is making fun of him.

Acne that you get on your ass.

Ted: I'm super stressed out about final exams, I got a wicked case of assne.

Stella: Gross.

When you eat Skittles out of an anus

One time I did shittles but I have to do it again to really know how I feel about it.

when you finger a vagina and don't wash your hands and then later in the day you get surprised when you lick your fingers

Tyler had a sweet 'n sour stupefaction when we went to dinner and ordered ribs.

when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off

He got a speeding ticket trying to get home to finish his blue secretary.