A fork of Rural Dictionary
N. Amazing sex with a milf.
John: You get some of that mother head?
Max: Hell yeah man, she was amazing in the sack.
A very creepy tradition perpetrated by adults around children of young ages. The legend goes that the elf on the shelf is hidden and watches the children and then reports back to Santa with his findings. In a nutshell, this is Santa's NSA, with less phone taps. Although this may seem a jocular activity to keep your offspring in line, it actually is a pervy way to watch over your kids, using the threat of not receiving gifts during the holiday season. The adult version of this practice is not-so-subtly named whore in a drawer
Dad 1: Hey Rick did you hide the elf on the shelf for little bobby and Susie this year?
Dad 2: Hell yeah I did, Arty. I put it in the bathroom so my kids will shit bricks.
An awkward conversation where you feel extremely guilty for throwing your relationship in the face of someone who seems to like you, and they end up taking everything to a whole new serious level that you never expected it to escalate to.
White chick #1: OMG I just had the worst Jonversation ever with Myan.
White chick #2: No way girl, my Jonversation with Radden spiraled out of control faster than a no-show brunch date with endless mimosas.