Country Dictionary

Yanno

An easier and quicker way to type the words "you know".

I have better shiet to do than wasting my time like that, yanno?

farquaad

The name of a character from Shrek. Closely resembles "fuck wad." Coincidence? I doubt it.

Lord Farquaad is played by John Lithgow.

p-a

Stands for passive-aggressive.

Person 1: *says something passive-aggressive* Person 2: Hey that's p-a man!

pontoontang

A pontoon boat or "party barge" that that is busting with poontang.

When aboard pontoontang, clothing is optional.