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The name of a character from Shrek. Closely resembles "fuck wad." Coincidence? I doubt it.
Lord Farquaad is played by John Lithgow.
Used to describe a person of short stature who generally acts like a dick. Usually a male in some sort of authoratative position. Named after the character from Shrek.
Man, things sure have gotten shitty around here since Farquaad got promoted to manager.
An absolute idiot, or someone who is stupid.
You're such a farquaad
Farquaad The name of a character from shrek and also another name for a legendary black dragon statue.
The main antagonist of the 2001 film Shrek whose main goal is to become the king of Duloc. He is known for having a boner while watching Princess Fiona through the magic mirror.
Lord Farquaad is looking damn hot in his bed. OMG FUCKWAD SEX.
When you grab someone by the nipples and don't let go until they say "Not my gumdrop buttons.".
My girlfriend was really mad when I farquaaded her.