A fork of Rural Dictionary
The time when most office workers in professional, managerial, or administrative position leave work and enjoy their time chilling out at a bar, etc.
I´ll see ya at the Celtic bar round the corner in the after office, sweetie.
Sexual act whereby a man's penis is inserted into the empty eye socket of a one eyed partner for physical gratification. Often utilized as a domination technique to impart a sense of total ownership over the receiving partner in BDSM circles.
John and Dave were tag teaming a girl on the dance floor when she bit John. He replied that if she didn't play nice he was going to take off her eye-patch and give her a stumping to teach her some discipline