Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

wine cooler

A sissy drink. Something sissys think is cool.

Carl the chode drinks wine coolers cuz hes a fuckin sissy.

by cartman5000 July 21, 2004

soap on a rope

Its when prisoners tie a rope to the soap so they cant be fucked up the ass if they drop the soap.

Jerry got ass fucked by ben when he dropped the soap. Next time hes gunna tie the soap to a rope.

by cartman5000 August 05, 2004

mafia

A lame ass video game.

I quit playing mafia after 1 mission cuz that game sucked ass.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

skate

Its skateboard not rollerblade(fruit booter).

Skateboarding kicks ass.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

smigger

A smurf who talks shit.

U best watch out fo i bust a cap in ur ass bitch.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

Fender

Best guitars ever made in my opinion.

I had a Fender Guitar and a Fender Bass.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004