A fork of Rural Dictionary
Lonely weirdos who claim they are in a relationship with another species as an excuse for not getting any sex
someone: omg did you see lola she's such a weirdo and she's like obsessed with her dog...
someone 2: she's prolly a zoophile.
New year's! Also confess a secret to somebody day.
friend:yay its a new year new me!
friend 2: wait what?
friend: yeah, its January 1st
friend 2: hmmm who should i tell that i stole something...
friend: wh-