Country Dictionary

bunkin

baby; infant

Have you changed the bunkin's diaper?

neck cheese

The accumulation of breast milk, formula, perspiration, shed skin cells, spit up, and saliva that gets caught in the neck creases of an infant, and creates a powerful odor (like stinky cheese). May precede or accompany intertrigo or a yeast infection.

Get a washcloth, I need to clean out baby's neck cheese.

pugs

derisive term for Republican, from repug, which is short for repugnant. Used on message boards.

"Pugs up in arms over Pelosi's speech"

ox box

"Oxford Debate" box. A Briefcase, box, or catalog case that holds evidence, papers, briefs for participants in high school or college level policy debate.

We've got ten binders of evidence in our ox box.

wiper

Unit of measure of mess in an infant's diaper, described by the number of diaper wipes needed to clean the baby's bottom, e.g. one-wiper, two-wiper, three-wiper, etc. Typically used by new parents. (With experience, parents become more efficient at cleaning bottoms and use fewer wipes.)

Is your son eating well?
I think so, he had a ten-wiper this morning when we changed him.