Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

natasha

Intelligent, determine Russian double-agent, sometimes helping Mr. Chang, sometimes allied with General Kazoo. Always ready to party with Tabasco.

The Commodore regarded Natasha warily, as well he should, as he walked up the stately steps to the posh party given by the Viscount.

by chasethedoor February 03, 2014

melvins

An ordinary mushroom, no more, no less.

The Viscount and Tabasco supped at the meatball place, and had many melvins, which went together well with the hourse port.

by chasethedoor January 29, 2014

Viceroy

The viceroy is well known personality, who visits restaurants and bars, in order to be seen, rather than to see. His presence or absence is often used as a reason by others why the check or bill of fare is not to be paid, or to defer dessert. He haunts establishments by his formidable reputation, and his word is law.

I would love to have the apple pie, but I have to meet the Viceroy, don't you know?

by chasethedoor October 30, 2011

Antonio

A fine Italian stallion, this horse prefers the countryside, where he is often seen with the Viscount, Viceroy or Countess. A lovely animal.

In the glen, I could see Antonio, accompanied by The Viscount. What a dashing pair they make!

by chasethedoor November 04, 2011

General Kazoo

A feared horseman from the steppes of Central Asia, he rides to conquer: nothing less than the total destruction of his enemies will suffice. Mr. Chang uses General Kazoo with complete confidence when it is time to "take care of business", Chang-style.

Natasha bit her tongue when she heard the sound of General Kazoo's mounted forces trying hear. Not even the Commodore and Countess could help her now.

by chasethedoor January 19, 2014

General Kazoo

A feared horseman from the steppes of Central Asia, his forces ride at the command of Mr. Chang, sometimes with Natasha, sometimes against.

The Viscount and the Commodore could not help but admire the ruthlessness of General Kazoo, as he played his instrument while his horsemen descended on the minions of Natasha Triblinskikov.

by chasethedoor January 19, 2014

commodore

One of a select few who succesfully navigate the social and sea waters of East Island and Palm Beach, with style and brio.

The commodore laughed at the story of the elephant and the alligator, all the while piloting his vessel with his right hand, with his left hand holding the arm of the countess.

by chasethedoor December 20, 2013