A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an animal sheds in large quantities, or leaves behind a lot of fur on someone's lap. These balls of fur, aka "furt" may seem to be expelled from the animal like a fart.
"Every time I turn around, that cat has furted on my carpet!" "Did you see all the furt that Fluffy left behind after her nap?"
1. The ingestion of so many carbohydrates that it might signify the end of the world. 2. Any place that primarily serves carbohydrates and would signify the end of any low-carb diet.
Bob took me to Panera Bread the other night...it was pure carbageddon. Dude, you ate that whole plate of spaghetti AND the garlic bread AND that pie? I prophesize carbageddon for you, my friend.