A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you just turned freshly 18 yet your facial hair makes you look like a pedophile molestor next to your other teenage friends
shay: elio, get rid of the pedo-stache. you look like you’re pushing 30.
when you try to get yourself involved in other people’s drama that you have no business in because you lack a personal life
elio and adriano (no lifers) talking shit about loren