Country Dictionary

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yeebo

A young adult white male who wears name-brand Southern pride or outdoor clothing (Vineyard Vines, Guy Harvey, Patagonia, etc.), a trucker hat, and Duck boots. They are often seen with lips puckered and their head pushed back, giving them the appearance that they do not have a chin.

Yeebos are typically rude to others, unless that person is a fellow yeebo or a young woman they feel they might have a chance with. Yeebos enjoy activities such as pretending to go hunting, chewing tobacco and spitting the juice on public property, manspreading, driving humungous trucks off-road, and drinking in excess.

"Did you see that yeebo on the bus this morning? He was taking up all the space on his row and spitting tobacco juice into a bottle the whole time."
"Psh, what a typical yeebo."

by chimneyswift October 21, 2017

The Papa's Regret

The all-encompassing feeling of illness after eating too much Papa John's pizza (or equivalent fast food pizza). It is usually followed by periods of introspection, tears of regret, and re-evaluation of one's life choices.

Antonym of Papa Bless.

"My dude, I have The Papa's Regret."
"Well no wonder you have The Papa's Regret, you pigged out on an entire large pizza.

by chimneyswift October 21, 2017