Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Jersey Shore

A small town in Central Pennsylvania, located between Lock Haven and State College. The name totally confuses Penn State students, particularly those from Philadelphia or South Jersey when they hear locals use the name, espescially in the context of agriculture, shuttered steel mills and abandoned cigar factories which is about all that's going on in that Jersy Shore.

Local: Ya dey usta run a bunch a rails otta dem still mills don Jersey Shore.
PSU kid: WTF?

by chimpsmirk December 23, 2009

Jerry Sandusky

What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 before it comes all over your face.

Ouch! I didn't think it would hurt to take a shower. Jerry Sandusky has a bigger dick than Father O'Malley

by chimpsmirk November 07, 2011