A fork of Rural Dictionary
To assume the "catchers squat" hovering over a public toilet. Necessitated, by the absence of "ass gaskets"
"Dude I had to Johnny Bench it, they were out of ass gaskets" OR "That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"
Completely wasting time on the internet.
What were you doing up so late? I was webbin. Or And you thought I was just webbin.
To create a seat shield from tissue paper in a public restroom when they have run out of the provided ones.
I had to make my own 4 way, they were out of ass gaskets