A fork of Rural Dictionary
when your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.
craig: everything seems to be cooking in the colon crockpot and “dinner” will be served shortly in the bathroom!
When you have a nasty case of diarrhoea and the water gets all pooey after you flush it.
"Don't go in there mate, I flushed it twice and the water's still brown" "Sounds like a DeSantis"