A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of strategically hanging a deli sausage out of one's pants to entice a partner.
Hey...Check out that schlong... Oh Wait... It's Just a Phoney Baloney.
When one urinates on lying down partner's stomach, then rolls them over and defecates on their back.
Everything was fine until Larry decided to give me a Nebraska Steamroller.
The act of faking an ejaculation onto a partner's back, by spitting on it. Once the partner turns over, the official ejaculation occurs onto the patner's face.
Dave gave me The Imposter last night...Again.